There they are.
Every year.
Lurking at the front of every Grocery Store and Shopping Center.
With their stupid bells and little red bucket.
They want your money.
It's for charity, y'all.
Don't be greedy now.
Otherwise you'll burn in HELL!
..............
Is it for a good cause? Sure! Do I think they'll put the money to good use? Of course. Do their pathetic looks and "Happy Christmas, M'am." bring on the guilt trip? Mmm Hmmm.*nod*
Do I want to tackle them to the ground and beat them about their heads with their stupid bells? You BETCHA!
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