When I first read the article about a small town in Virginia making it illegal for people to put rubber testicles on the tow hitches of their trucks, I thought it was a joke. Why would anyone want to do that? And therefore, if no one is crazy enough to do it, why would there need to be a law against it?
Horrifyingly enough, this is a true story.
WTF??
Click here if you feel you need a visual.
Ms.B
Wednesday, January 16, 2008
Tuesday, January 15, 2008
*drools*
Friday wasn't bad. Okay, so logically, its safe to say that I felt horrible, but I expected to feel that way. After all, they had ripped two teeth out of my head. So Friday-Blahs were okay. Saturday was achy. Drugs from the surgery were no longer in my system and I was relying on Lortab to keep me out of pain. Unfortunately, Lortab is the devil. It simply can NOT be taken without food or you will wish you were dead. And the idea of chowing down on food when you've just had teeth removed is not a fun idea.
Sunday... another icky day. I was feeling gross. PLUS the idea of working on Monday loomed before me. AHHHHHH!!
Monday showed up and BLAH! I felt so horrible!! Monday afternoon was the worst of all. Thankfully I had some sick days at work and was able to take one more day off to recouperate. Back spasms and headache and my jaw was more swollen than ever. Nightmare.
Now its Tuesday and I'm sitting here at work wishing I was at home. But I am HERE. And that is progress. My jaw is huge but doesn't ache as much. I am still feeling vomitous and my headache won't go away. But honestly, compared to yesterday, I'm doing swell!!
SWELL!
Thank goodness I don't have any more wisdom teeth left to cause me horrible thoughts of ever having to do this sort of thing again.
WIN!
Ms.B
p.s. I hope that my "fog" ends soon. I can handle the pain. I can semi-handle the sick feelings. But the wierd "Outside of yourself" feeling won't go away. And I've never really had to deal with this before. And I can't even blame the drugs since I stopped taking them and now only have some regular pain killers in my system.
*goofy*
Sunday... another icky day. I was feeling gross. PLUS the idea of working on Monday loomed before me. AHHHHHH!!
Monday showed up and BLAH! I felt so horrible!! Monday afternoon was the worst of all. Thankfully I had some sick days at work and was able to take one more day off to recouperate. Back spasms and headache and my jaw was more swollen than ever. Nightmare.
Now its Tuesday and I'm sitting here at work wishing I was at home. But I am HERE. And that is progress. My jaw is huge but doesn't ache as much. I am still feeling vomitous and my headache won't go away. But honestly, compared to yesterday, I'm doing swell!!
SWELL!
Thank goodness I don't have any more wisdom teeth left to cause me horrible thoughts of ever having to do this sort of thing again.
WIN!
Ms.B
p.s. I hope that my "fog" ends soon. I can handle the pain. I can semi-handle the sick feelings. But the wierd "Outside of yourself" feeling won't go away. And I've never really had to deal with this before. And I can't even blame the drugs since I stopped taking them and now only have some regular pain killers in my system.
*goofy*
Thursday, January 10, 2008
Reported by: Yahoo! News
WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.
"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper Wednesday.
The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.
(Writing by Chris Borowski, Editing by Matthew Jones)
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So who should be more pissed off? I mean, the husband was AT the brothel. Just why do you suppose he was there. He can't really fault the wife for cheating on him. This looks like a Pot & Kettle situation to me.
And kinda funny too.
Ms.B
WARSAW (Reuters) - A Polish man got the shock of his life when he visited a brothel and spotted his wife among the establishment's employees. Polish tabloid Super Express said the woman had been making some extra money on the side while telling her husband she worked at a store in a nearby town.
"I was dumfounded. I thought I was dreaming," the husband told the newspaper Wednesday.
The couple, married for 14 years, are now divorcing, the newspaper reported.
(Writing by Chris Borowski, Editing by Matthew Jones)
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So who should be more pissed off? I mean, the husband was AT the brothel. Just why do you suppose he was there. He can't really fault the wife for cheating on him. This looks like a Pot & Kettle situation to me.
And kinda funny too.
Ms.B
Wednesday, January 9, 2008
Stubborn, yes.
She pestered me to tell her for days. Even a long weekend apart didn't distract her from wanting to know.
But I wouldn't tell. I never did tell.
And I never will.
But I wouldn't tell. I never did tell.
And I never will.
And yes...
I STILL need my Neopet Intervention.
Save me, someone, SAVE ME!!
Or find me a NeoPet Sugar Daddy.
*ponders*
Save me, someone, SAVE ME!!
Or find me a NeoPet Sugar Daddy.
*ponders*
Red Fury II
For reasons unknown, I am a grouchy grouchy bitch today.
Random things that people do or say (including myself, at times!!) seems to grate on my every nerve. Stupid comments seem extra stupid. Simple comments seem extra simple.
Maybe this is because I am scared about my oral surgery on Friday. Not that it gives me an excuse to go around thinking that some of my co-workers are suffering from Alzheimer's and/or lack of brain cells.
What is wrong with me?!
The fact that I'm not sure why I'm acting this way is the most annoying thing of all.
Dammit!
Not to mention the fact that I originally typed the Title of this entry as "Red Furry", which normally would have given me the giggles at the perverted visuals that came to mind, but instead pissed me off even more.
On a positive note: I got my "Green Kau Morphing Potion" this morning shortly before I left for work. It is now featured in my Neopet Gallery. If only I could win the NeoLottery and get the items I will need to make my Kau Items complete. *sigh*
Ms.B
Random things that people do or say (including myself, at times!!) seems to grate on my every nerve. Stupid comments seem extra stupid. Simple comments seem extra simple.
Maybe this is because I am scared about my oral surgery on Friday. Not that it gives me an excuse to go around thinking that some of my co-workers are suffering from Alzheimer's and/or lack of brain cells.
What is wrong with me?!
The fact that I'm not sure why I'm acting this way is the most annoying thing of all.
Dammit!
Not to mention the fact that I originally typed the Title of this entry as "Red Furry", which normally would have given me the giggles at the perverted visuals that came to mind, but instead pissed me off even more.
On a positive note: I got my "Green Kau Morphing Potion" this morning shortly before I left for work. It is now featured in my Neopet Gallery. If only I could win the NeoLottery and get the items I will need to make my Kau Items complete. *sigh*
Ms.B
Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Observation
You only feel guilty about leaving work early when you know you really aren't feeling that poorly.
Ms.B
Ms.B
Friday, January 4, 2008
I could have kissed her
Oral Surgery is scheduled for one week from today. When all is said and done the remaining two wisdom teeth in my head will go far far away and never again will I have infections in my jaw caused by a tooth that likes to come in... then out... then in... then out, or is it in?
I had a consultation today to examine my mouth and determine the game plan for next week's cut and yank parade. As I entered the lobby the receptionist asked for my name and then politely inquired about my age. I thought this was odd but I reluctantly told her.
She began to chuckle and I inquired as to what exactly was so humorous. Apparently she had been under the impression that I was younger than 18 and would need a co-signer on my paperwork.
BLESS HER HEART!
Ms.B
I had a consultation today to examine my mouth and determine the game plan for next week's cut and yank parade. As I entered the lobby the receptionist asked for my name and then politely inquired about my age. I thought this was odd but I reluctantly told her.
She began to chuckle and I inquired as to what exactly was so humorous. Apparently she had been under the impression that I was younger than 18 and would need a co-signer on my paperwork.
BLESS HER HEART!
Ms.B
Wednesday, January 2, 2008
Talent. Plain and Simple.
UnBrella
Scott E. Franson
Roaring Brook Press
Available now where all fine books are sold.
What if instead of an umbrella you had an UN-brella? Imagine that when this unbrella was opened it suddenly made the world around you change in exciting ways. Open up this book to find out how one little girl’s unbrella changes her world.
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Cute! Creative! Fun! Amazing Graphics! My cousin is a true talent!
Ms.B
Tuesday, January 1, 2008
2008!
Last year's blogging ended with me recapping all the adventures of 2006. This year was blissfully uneventful. Therefore I have no amazing recap.
YOU ARE ALL SPARED THE BOREDOM of reading crap like that. What better "New Years Gift" could I possibly give you?
Bwa hahahaha! I need sleep!
Happy New Year!
YOU ARE ALL SPARED THE BOREDOM of reading crap like that. What better "New Years Gift" could I possibly give you?
Bwa hahahaha! I need sleep!
Happy New Year!
Friday, December 28, 2007
Cutest thing I saw all year
...and I'm NOT a Backstreet Boys fanatic.
I'd bring this bird home with me in a heartbeat. SO CUTE!!
The best part is his bow at the end. What a showman!
I'd bring this bird home with me in a heartbeat. SO CUTE!!
The best part is his bow at the end. What a showman!
I'm NEVER Sleeping Again!!
By setting this goal, I've guaranteed myself that I'll never have a repeat of last night's horribly unsettling nightmare from hell dream.
I won't go into details. Partially because I wish no one to ever know about the horrible visions that haunted my rest. But also because I hope that the images I currently have will somehow fade over time and become as if they had never happened.
But I really must say that it disturbs me that I dream about my co-workers having sex with each other. It really does. Thank GOODNESS I only saw them prepare for sex and never actually had to witness the bumping of the uglies.
Blah!!
Ms.B
p.s. Mischief, you don't even want to know, I promise!!
I won't go into details. Partially because I wish no one to ever know about the horrible visions that haunted my rest. But also because I hope that the images I currently have will somehow fade over time and become as if they had never happened.
But I really must say that it disturbs me that I dream about my co-workers having sex with each other. It really does. Thank GOODNESS I only saw them prepare for sex and never actually had to witness the bumping of the uglies.
Blah!!
Ms.B
p.s. Mischief, you don't even want to know, I promise!!
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