I have the power

I've created a monster! The wiener has a new dependency. 362 days a year, my pets do not get people food. Yesterday was one of my exceptions. I now have a dachshund addicted to whole grain Goldfish crackers. She can't live without them. Pepperidge Farm has a new groupie. She wants them ALL. I sit here typing and hear little whimpers. There she is, balancing on her hind legs in the cutest begging stance on the planet and my guilty conscience shakes its finger at me. She can't seem to grasp the idea that autolyzed yeast, monocalcium phosphate, and sodium phosphate aren't good for dogs. Come to think of it, they probably aren't very good for people either. Rats.