There are reports that a local citizen named Ms.B has morphed into a 12 year old boy going through puberty. Or so her voice would lead you to believe. Cracking, Squeeking. It's not pretty.
Although weak of voice, we're pleased to share that the fore-mentioned Ms.B ate her first solid foods since this past Saturday when she first fell ill. The outcome of this intake of solids is yet to be determined but we are hopeful for a positive return.
Who are we kidding. We're the news. We want DRAMA. We hope she blows chunks so we have something exciting to report about. But seriously, it looks like she's on the mend.
When asked about her progress, Ms.B told us "I feel like a pile of shit. But its a smaller pile of shit than it was yesterday."
And there you have it folks.
Be sure to tune in to our program next week where we'll share our coverage on a local "Crazy Cat" who has suddenly decided that dogs are evil and swells like a puffer fish when one comes near her.
Over and Out.
*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
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