Monday Humor

As told by my friend Kim:

A young blonde is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory. She shows up for her first day of work promptly at 8am, and the Personnel Manager gives her instructions and sets her to work. By 10am, there's an angry knock at the Personnel Manager's door and the Foreman storms into the office. He begins ranting about the new woman, saying she's incredibly slow, the whole line is backed up, and the production line is already behind schedule.

So the Personnel Manager decides to go down to the assembly line to see what the problem is for himself. When the PM and the Foreman get to the floor, the line is so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmos all over the factory floor. The young woman stood at the end of the line, surrounded by a mountain of Tickle Me Elmos. She had a roll of red plush fabric and a bag of marbles.

The two men watched in amazement as the young woman cut a small square of red plush fabric, wrap it around two marbles, and sew it between the legs of a Tickle Me Elmo... realizing what she was doing, they erupted in hysterical laughter.

Finally calming down, the Personnel Manager says, "No, no no... I said to give each Elmo two TEST TICKLES!


Ms.B